Things hard to find in Delhi

You might be in Delhi if you CANNOT find any: celery, pickup trucks, waffles, wooden buildings, sheetrock, dogs that bark alot or chase bikes/cars, black coffee, green tea, imported goods, empty streets, squirrels, conifers, lawns, bicycle helmets, presta valves, lemonade without black salt, big box stores, bikes without fenders, plastic bags as litter, broken glass, women bicycling, formal parking, leaf blowers, bike parking racks, stop signs, non-marble floors, no-passing zones, historic markers, alcohol to-go, mocking birds, jays, walk/don't lights, maps with street names, 110VAC, sloping roofs, DIY stuff, styrofoam, gasoline-fueled taxis